Mommaaay!

H, from upstairs: "Mommy! Mommaaay!"
Me, cooking: yes?
H: you have to come up here!
Me: is it an emergency?
H: Yes!
Me: sigh...

ok I'm here. What.
H: ignoring me and watching the Lego movie...
Me: Hayden?...
H: look, it's all messed up!
Me: how is this an emergency?
H: look at it!
Me: the subtitles are in French.
H: yes can you change it?

We need to work on our definition of emergency.